Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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