I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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