i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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