I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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