I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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