can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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