adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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