he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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