: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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