so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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