This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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