i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
