we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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