i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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