was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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