piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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