He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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