Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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