Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we made out on top of his cat.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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