I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the condom got lost in my hair
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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