Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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