I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
