we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Best friends brother. Beat that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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