the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so let's talk penis.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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