i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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