then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
where are my eyebrows?
dude. I can hear the air.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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