After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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