Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
