That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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