i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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