in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
third nipple confirmed
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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