I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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