just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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