Plan B is the new Plan A
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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