I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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