I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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