Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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