apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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