It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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