i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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