I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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