Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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