You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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