loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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