Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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