So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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