And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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