so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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