Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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