am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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