Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
