If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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