ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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